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LOTR Valentines

Okay, so granted not all of these are dirty. They’re more corny/stupid. I still have 10 more to make then I am DONE! Which means a total of 40 LOTR Valentines.

The creepy voice in my head is having fun with these.

I fully expect one that has something to do with the “One does not simply walk into Mordor” line, and another one having something to do with Helm’s Deep. I mean, come on, it has the word “Deep” in it, how is that not sexual?