February 2012
2 posts
No pants is the best!
Waiting in suite B
Im waiting in the doctors office to have a consultation with a psychologist.
I feel stupid being here. Sure, I have childhood trauma but I’m 24 years old. I’ve learned to deal with things. Whatever stupid shit people may have done to me, or things I’ve gone through hasn’t made me unable to deal with the reality of life.
I’m having a baby and I’m happy about...
January 2012
13 posts
I love being dumb. Watch me eat this nickel.
– Me
mypirateheart asked: Hello, you might not remember me, but I miss you and I want to come visit you and play in the snow and I've decided I'm moving to NYC just because I miss you too much and I need a cool new buddy in the city. Florida people are lame. Except for me, of course.
Proud
I’m a big kid. Most people make me feel wrong for being so but honestly it makes me so happy to enjoy life like a child.
Oh hey
I’m 12 weeks pregnant.
I feel huge
Cry all the time for reasons even I don’t understand
Am constantly nauseous
And have no energy
But there is a fetus inside of me! Isn’t that crazy!
December 2011
14 posts
Clean freak
I have never lived in a more dusty place that this Brooklyn apartment!
I’m guessing it comes in from the windows but even when I keep them shut there is still dust!
I want central heating and cooling! Not this stupid radiator that sounds like the Smoke Monster from Lost.
And what the fuck is that smell?
I’m going crazyyyy
Breakfast
Scrambled eggs
Put between two slices of bread
Add Mayo and cheese
Grill sandwich
Eat with ketchup
Watch Forrest Gump.
for why?
why must these men stand right outside my door and talk to eachother in full blown outside voices? yelling at each other in the way that my grandmother yells when she claims she is just talking.
its ridiculous and loud and i hate it.
STFUUUUUUUUU
November 2011
18 posts
CrazyDesperate
I’ve considered putting a Craigslist add out to make friends.
HAHAHAHSHAHAHHHHA
Apartment
$1050 a month. Heat and water are included. No pet fee. (Doesn’t sound cheap but for NYC its almost too good to be true)
1bedroom, 1 bath, good sized living room with attached kitchen. Which means my family and friends have their own space to sleep in.
no air conditioning but that isn’t standard here, radiators for heat but I think I might buy some covers for them because...
sometimes i think ridiculous things and i can’t talk about them because no one will understand.
CHILDISH GAMBINO
I can’t believe I got to see Gambino last night!
It all happened so quick. I got informed of the surprise show, heard he was playing ALL of Camp before iit comes out, called up the venue, lined up at the door, got my tickets and made dreams come true!
He was awesome! So much talent and energy on that stage.
I was planning on going to his show coming up but it got sold out and with last...
October 2011
24 posts