"I love being dumb. Watch me eat this nickel."
— Me
Okay, so granted not all of these are dirty. They’re more corny/stupid. I still have 10 more to make then I am DONE! Which means a total of 40 LOTR Valentines.
The creepy voice in my head is having fun with these.
I fully expect one that has something to do with the “One does not simply walk into Mordor” line, and another one having something to do with Helm’s Deep. I mean, come on, it has the word “Deep” in it, how is that not sexual?
(via deathwoman)
mypirateheart asked: Hello, you might not remember me, but I miss you and I want to come visit you and play in the snow and I've decided I'm moving to NYC just because I miss you too much and I need a cool new buddy in the city. Florida people are lame. Except for me, of course.
I haven’t been on the actual tumblr site in so long so I am sorry if this is a super late reply. Shut your face, of course I remember you!
It’s always been your dream to live here, do it!
If you haven’t heard, I’m pregnant and chances are I’ll be moving back to Florida in a year after my lease is up unless Ivan gets a huge deal at work or something . It’s just so expensive to live here and now having to support a new baby will be way too much.
Come! You’ll love it here. Even though it’s only snowed once this winter.
Proud
I’m a big kid. Most people make me feel wrong for being so but honestly it makes me so happy to enjoy life like a child.
Oh hey
I’m 12 weeks pregnant.
I feel huge Cry all the time for reasons even I don’t understand Am constantly nauseous And have no energy
But there is a fetus inside of me! Isn’t that crazy!
Clean freak
I have never lived in a more dusty place that this Brooklyn apartment! I’m guessing it comes in from the windows but even when I keep them shut there is still dust!
I want central heating and cooling! Not this stupid radiator that sounds like the Smoke Monster from Lost.
And what the fuck is that smell? I’m going crazyyyy
My kind of ladies!
(Source: sulu, via lehippieslacker)
